Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
Ordered to pay fines
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Brain Store
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a...
Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
How do you keep a blond(e) busy?
Part I: How do you keep a blond(e) busy? Give him/her a bag of...
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner…
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, “Before you signed thedeath...
The captain and the camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his...