No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where...
Me Too
The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, “Hi honey, look, I’ve...
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...
Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!
Men are from earth…
Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.
Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...
Oops!
A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can...
A blond walks into a bar…
A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!