What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...
A Hippo What?
3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal...
One of the life’s mysteries
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can...
Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...
Your Job
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and your job?A: Your job still sucks...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Kentucky Crazy Law
No person shall sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display or possess living...
An angel wrote…
An angel wrote:Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...