100′s of Bumper Stickers
“The gene pool could use a little chlorine.”"All generalizations are false.”"Change is inevitable, except...
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
chameleon’s motto
|What is a chameleon’s motto?A change is as good as a rest!
The plane is crashing into the ocean
|Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes...
The Nottingham Forest
|The Nottingham Forest Chairman is considering replacing Big Ron with Steve Davis. Explaining this...
A Train and a Teacher?
What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, “Chew, Chew!” and a...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
Military traditions
|Top Holiday Traditions In The Military9. Gluing Santa beard to your gas mask8. Roasting...
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...