how much of that stack
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Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
Billing
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly...
To Buxom Waitress:
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress(reading her name tag)?A:...
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!
The Chicken’s
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In desperation, the young bride finally wrote to Xaviera Hollander:I’m married to a sex...
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...