What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...
Cosmo Quad Turbo RX-7
A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 2005...
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button?
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???Cause blonde...
The Doc\’s affair.
A doctor from Canada was having an affair with one of his female co-workers.One...
Bad temper problem
|Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Be Patient
A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly...
Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...
Divorce Can Wait
A wife was having coffee with a girlfriend of hers when she confided to...
Money On the Side
What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a...