Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....
Buried in sand
What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in...
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
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What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains...
How do dentists become brain surgeons?
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her...
Home Alone children
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.