Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
A little corporate humor
A little corporate humor———————-I took some friends out to dinner last week, and I...
If god had wanted us to run around naked…
If god had wanted us to run around naked,we would have been born that...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...