A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays...
Majorly Busted
Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and...
Lollihops!
|What’s a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!
Trouble with plane engines
|While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the...
Amazing talking cow
|A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got...
Washing the Dog!
Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery...
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?Put the remote...
Who invented sex
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior...
Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see’s her husband, and...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...