Phone keeps ringing
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There are two guys walking in front of a large church. One guy says...
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex…
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. “How...
There goes another one
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A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
Stupid Insults 26/31
Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in...
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A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck!
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My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...