I’m ignoring Y2K
|Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of...
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M Factory?
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M’s Factory?She threw away all the...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady…
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...
Bear Hunting!
Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can...