Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving…
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
A logical question
If Kenneth Starr can extend his probe, what is wrong with Clinton doing the...
Where is the French border?
“Why do you look so glum today?”, the teacher asked young Johnny. “I didn’t...
A whole gaggle of Jewish ladies at a party…
A whole gaggle of Jewish ladies at a party were discussing the problemof one...
I’m Glad I’m A Man
I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet...
Polish Fire Prevention Bear
Q: Who wears a forest ranger’s hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus...
Microsoft versus GM
|Microsoft vs. GMAt a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...