A Short Time to Live
A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?Nudity
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?A...
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
Surgical Error
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his...
1,000 lawyers…
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!
Should I have a baby after 35?
Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.
Travel to Heaven
|This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in...
Traveling Saleman.
Mr. Jones, upon returning from a business trip was shocked to find his wife...