The Rabid Neighbor!
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
My daughter is your reward
|Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
Poetic justice
A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in...
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair…
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl...
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?They were both dating the same girl...
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
By My Side
Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:”Zelda, you’ve...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...