Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...
The Little Boy Who Was Stomping
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his...
What causes arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a...
Gun Barrel
A man joins the crew of a ship. After a few days he gets...
Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what…
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best…...
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
Magicians Secret
During a recent vacation in Atlantic City, a couple went to see a popular...