Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
One night, at the lodge of a hunting club…
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. After a...
DOUBLE VODKA
DOUBLE VODKA A guy came into a bar one day and said to the...
Creative wording
|BEING CREATIVE WITH TROUBLESOME KIN You are working on your family genealogy and for...
Lesser Of Two Evils
Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a...
The Shrink’s Revenge!
A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, “Doctor, I believe that I...
Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
Hamlet\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Cat\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Soliloquy
Hamlet’s Cat’s SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within:...
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...