Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
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I used to not get on with my mother-in-law…
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few...
Blonde avoiding trees
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Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...
Playtonic relationship
A nosey neighbour remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment.”Mrs Smith, do you...
The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
No. to Make Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A1:10. One to...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells...
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?Translator.