Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
Spell Ice Cream
This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2...
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor…
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.The doctor asked her what...
God and Gay People
If God had wanted people to be gay… he would’ve made Adam & Steve...
Variation of return your keys
|Another twist to this would be to distribute fifteen blank keys to male friends...
In Communication With The Office
Four major executives from various countries are playing golf together. On the second tee...
A guy from weather bureau
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
This is my first golf lesson
|The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.”Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?”...