Best Foot Forward
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in...
The Hunter
A barman looks out the window of his bar and sees a guy riding...
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
Little Mermaid
Three fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing...
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
Officer Involved Shooting
An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her...
Tuns of Puns! Part IV
What do you get when you have a cow and a duck? Milk and...
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor…
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says “Doctor, I...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!