Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...
Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle…
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
Best Part
Did you hear that they are going to stop circumcising men?They discovered they were...
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites…
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites his family to adinner....
You’re hired!
A guy goes in to apply at the U.S. Postal Service for a job.During...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?A1: A golden retriever.A2: A labrador.A3: An...