Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn’t get...
Your mama so stupid
Your mamma’s so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her...
Centipede jokes
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Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where...
Arriving in Heaven
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A bored woman says to her husband…
A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, “Guess...
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women…
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant:...
Because they’re wrigleys!
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Rules For Relationships
For those of you who don’t already know, these are the rules that are...
Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...