Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
Lesser Of Two Evils
Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a...
What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress…
Q: What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after reading...
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it…
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, “Hey, Pop! What...
Having Affairs
Did you hear about the doctor who had his license taken away because he...
Best Foot Forward
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in...
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle…
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
How many seconds are in a year?
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....