Accidental Meeting
A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it’s a bad...
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy…
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn’t there,...
Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
Letterman’s Bad Surgeon General
From David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’re A Bad Surgeon General10. You’ve got a pack...
Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Why Men Can’t Show True Feelings
Why don’t men often show their true feelings?Because they don’t have feelings.
True announcements during Sunday service
And once again the low self-esteem therapy group meets here at theSalvation Army Hall...