The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
Why Men Can’t Show True Feelings
Why don’t men often show their true feelings?Because they don’t have feelings.
He is a very smart dog
|I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was...
The Life Of The Party
The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been...
Colorado Crazy Law
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses. It is illegal to ride...
In divorce court!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge...
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...
Reading the scripture
|An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service...
Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...
Hello, Hello, Hello
This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he...