Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
Meet the Schitt Family!
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt, Awe Schitt...
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
Your father is drunk
|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not...
Twenty men die and go to heaven…
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate...
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck!
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck…1. “I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex”2....
I just managed to settle an account!
|A young attorney who had taken over his father?s practice rushed home elated one...
Australia…
Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term ‘Going Down...
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...