Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
High On a Plane
A business person once sat behind a small child on an airliner traveling from...
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
Analysis of A Man
Man – A Chemical AnalysisElement: Man Symbol: Ah (short for Asshole) Quantitative: Accepted at...
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time…
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one...
The man walked past the armored car and hears…
The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped...
Top ten things women would do …
TOP TEN things women would do if they woke up and had a penis...
Truly stupid people 02
Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude...
Light Bulb 5
How does a blonde change a lightbulb? She says, “Daddy, I want a new...
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
What’s an atheist’s favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street.