Quick Thinking!
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major...
Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child…
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. “Congratulations,” said the nurse,...
No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
These two guys go to a whorehouse…
These two guys go to a whorehouse.The first guy goes in then comes out...
Much Improved
A husband was worried about the decline in the quality of his marriage so...
The Bus Bench
There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first...
irish … light bulb joke
How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?30, 2 to hold...