Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
Men Compared To Mel Gibson
How do most men compare to Mel Gibson?They have everything he has, except for...
Have you ever tried worm pie?
|What’s the difference between a worm and an apple?Have you ever tried worm pie?
K9 is for assistance
|Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and...
A little girl was out with her Grandmother…
A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple...
Fake two dollar bill
|On my way home from the second job I’ve taken for the extra holiday...
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend…
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...