There was a costume party at a mental hospital…
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party...
Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....
Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
A Night Before Christmas Parody (Technical Version)
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After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
Which day does a fish hate?
Which day does a fish hate?Fryday
Let’s see the world
|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. “What made you join the Army?” asked one....
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.