Med Examination
A woman comes to a gynecologist for a checkup. She seems to be very...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...
Four worst words
Q: What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
A small mistake
The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that...
Why Do They Do That?
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?