Pentagon and pencils
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...
Question and answer blond jokes
|Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.Q: Why did the blonde...
No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
|A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night,...
Sick Coffin
A funeral procession was winding it’s way to the cemetery on top of the...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
My name is Brown
A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, “I am...
Don’t you just hate it when…
Don’t you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you’resitting on...
Don’t say this to a cop
|The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you...