Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
Mary went to Jill’s place to tell her about a horrible…
Mary went to Jill’s place to tell her about a horrible experience she’dhad the...
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
How does Herpes leave the hospital?
How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.
The Three Moles
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
It was New Year’s Eve … by then, actually, it was very early on...
Two roaches having a discussion
|Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion...
Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
Move your cars please.
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school...
A use for Viagra
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you...