Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
Burned Ears
A blonde ran into the hospital screaming. A doctor came running to her aid....
yo mama so fat.. disease
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating...
Real flight announcements
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Gift for a birthday
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Technology is too good
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Smart decision
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out...
Analysis of A Man
Man – A Chemical AnalysisElement: Man Symbol: Ah (short for Asshole) Quantitative: Accepted at...
Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...