Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
Confucius says again…
1. Woman who goes to man’s apartment for snack, gets titbit.2. Man who lay...
He’s Light Of Her Life
A good husband is the light of his wife’s life. But some wives are...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
What’s on your back?
A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they...
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
Why have not Women landed on the Moon?
Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon? – Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
Meeting the Pope
A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the...