The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?That’s cute, but can it pick...
How many times.
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid...
Grasshopper than a cricket
|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play...
Following some duty overseas, the officers…
Following some duty overseas, the officers at the Fort were planning a welcome home...
Michael Jackson and the doctor…
Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife...
A Redneck Joke
1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women… You might...
Clinton and the Beer Cans
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There’s one thing...
Dog Named Mypenis
Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you...
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop…
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop BANG Clipidy Clop Clipidy Clop?An Amish drive-by shooting.