Insult Collection #2
Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that’s the...
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
What did Michael Jackson say when his cock…
Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys...
Men Are Like UFOs
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?
Q: How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?A: Because he lived at home...
Is Windows a Virus?
Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1....
Serious desease
A distraught patient phoned her doctor’s office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know,...
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
Cold Bikers
Once, there were two bikers driving down the highway on a cold afternoon.”Man! commented...
New Dinosaur Theory?
OK, let’s consider the physical evidence.The moon is moving away at a tiny, although...