Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer
|10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them....
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?...
The problem with Santa!
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of...
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to…
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit...
Football Math!
A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over...
Piloting your plane
|An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of...
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...