Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
Your hair smells nice
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that...
Students Science Bloopers
THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS:Charles Darwin was a naturalist who...
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to...
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital…
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found himsitting up...
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish…
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl’s assholeto make her...
My dad’s a Lawyer
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking...
Hooker Progress
Three generations of hookers were sitting around the brothel one dayjust talking about the...
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...