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Bashing Blondes…part 1!
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Scooby Doobie Boobies!
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Computers: Male or Female?
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
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Playing House
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house.They both decided it...
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Actual Court Sayings!
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The skeleton
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?He didn’t have the guts!
The angry preacher…
The angry preacher…The preacher rose with a red face. “Someone in this congregation has...