Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
Guy Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a guy?A: The blonde has the...
Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...
Social Security
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for . The...
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...
Why Jim Smith Lost His First Love
Why Jim Smith Lost His First LoveJim Smith wished to buy a present for...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
Lawyers get robbed
|Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in.While several of...
I hurt all over!
A young woman said to her doctor, ‘You have to help me, I hurt...