What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...
A Message For The Manager
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
IDIOTS & COMPUTERS
|My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large...
Guy’s – Don’t Do This On A Date
There are LOTS of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things...
The AOL Car
The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a...
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
Bying a horse
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend”I...
Are you talking to me?
|At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary…
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...