50 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them...
Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders…
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders.”Where is God?”The room was filled with...
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
|10. Lower corner of screen has the words “Etch-a-sketch” on it.9. It’s celebrity spokesman...
Detective report
A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.So, he hired a famous Chinese...
Why do women get PMS?
Why do women get PMS?THEY JUST FUCKING DO ALRIGHT!?
The Three Idiots
Once, there were three guys stranded on an island, and the mainland was 100...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
If god had wanted us to run around naked…
If god had wanted us to run around naked,we would have been born that...
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge…
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is...