One day a boy asks his dad…
One day a boy asks his dad,”What’s the difference between a pussy and a...
Household physics
|Laws of Household PhysicsEver notice that the laws of household physics are every bit...
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls...
The Astronaut Joke
What did the astronaut see in his skillet pan?An Unidentified Frying Object!
General’s Funeral
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National...
A little change
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said:”Since we are the best...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
Which day does a fish hate?
Which day does a fish hate?Fryday
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...