Empire State Building
A bleached blonde and a natural blonde were on top of the . How...
How do I know anything really exists?
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.
Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
Lots of Wit and Wisdom.
“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me...
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
What does
What does “WIFE” stand for?Washing Ironing Food Entertainment
Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
Paper or Plastic?
One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked...