Confucious say
Confucious say…All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on...
Only Time
I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is...
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...
Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
The Raffle Ticket
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond...
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
Blonde quickies 221-230
221. What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla? Who...
A man was driving through West Virginia…
A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to.He...