Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
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60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
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New Rules!
Dear Employee:As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we...
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street…
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Rob the supermarket
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