Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
Father and Son discussion.
Somewhere in America, next week…Dad: Son, come in here, we need to talk. Son:...
The Doctors
Nowadays there’s little meaning For a person to be gleaning When a man attaches...
What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
What’s the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets...
A hoppercraft!
|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!
The Black Sheep
A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of Africa to live with atribe....
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake…
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...