Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month…
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month. He took her...
Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of…
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming out”?They’re...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...
3 Viagra Pills
A guy goes to his doctor and says,”Doc, I have a problem.”"My girlfriend is...
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...