Doing the right thing
Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice…
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice a few tips on the art...
A man took his wife to the doctors…
A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said”Your...
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane…
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying tothe Far East. Over...
So one sperm says to the other…
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The...
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?He broke his ankle when...
Boy or Girl
In the maternity ward of a hospital, new-born girl baby looks over at new-born...
Ebonics Xmas
Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin’Day wuz sleepin’ good....