Real classified ads 05
CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
No Fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
What is this?
|When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du...
Wedding Announcement
An unmarried girl who worked in a busy office arrived one morning and began...
Part of the service
|Polceman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the...