The first reindeer seen in a bar
|One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in...
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
How Deaf?
A man is talking to the family doctor. “Doc, I think my wife’s going...
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
Camel Died
Camel Died A nun and a priest are riding a camel through the dessert....
Cast the first stone!
Jesus walks upon a crowd with an adulteress crouching in a corner with a...
Divorce decision
“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce courtjudge said, “and...
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...